u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
fuck yeah look at this absolutely celestial bath I had last night
complete with lil star confetti!!
i was drunk when i took this bath omg im so sad i dont even really remember it i just saw pics on my phone the next day haha